SUZY AT SEA
12 June 2002
Suzy was a lap dancer at a club called the Bare Breasted Wildlife Exchange. Every night she would sit on mens laps and wiggle her boobs in their faces. Some times she would fart in their faces if they paid her well.
One night she met a nice man. He had a bronze tan and he was a billionaire. His name was Ted Brothel.
'Oh Suzy' he said to her in a dark husky voice. 'you're the best girl in this club. Let me take you to the south of France. We can sale in my million doller yacht on the French Riviera. We'll drink champain and eat caviar and make love.'
'ooohh Ted. I'm with you,' she said all stary eyed.
The next day Suzy and ted were on his yacht. It was bigger than four buses put together. Ted waighed anker and sailed off into the sea. After two hours of sailing Ted Dropped anker.
'Ha ha we are twenty miles from the coast. No one can see us fucking. Lets go into the cabin and try out lots different sexual positions.'
'Oh yes Ted lets' said Suzy.
They made love possionatly .
'oh Ted that was wounderful.'
'Lets do it again' he said greedily.
'I'd like something to eat first' said suzy.
'Heres a small bisgit with some caviar on it' he said.
'Just one?' complained Suzy.
'Yes. Hurry up and eat it. Then we can fuck some more. My sexual apitight can not be satisfied easily.'
For weeks on end Suzy had to make love with Ted every hour on the hour with food and sleep deprovation. She was sure he was out to kill her with his cock.
'Ted' said Suzy after an hours fast fucking. 'I want to go back home. Take me back to the shore.'
'No way baby' he said. 'I must distroy you with my apendige. Now lets fuck again.'
While they were having it off again Suzy hit Ted over the head with a dildo. Knocking him out. She quickly went on deck and got on the radio.
'May day. May day. Is anyone on the sea who can help me?'
A voice came over the reciever.
'This is Pelican Jim thr Pirate. What is your trouble?'
'Great' thought Suzy. 'A strong rough pirate. That will sort Ted and his dick out.
'Oh Pelican Jim,' she said. 'I am being held captive on a yacht and being forced to have sex against my will. Can you come and rescue me?'
''What is your position?'
'I am here'.
'I will be over in half an hour' said Pelican Jim.
Suzy waited. Ted was stilll out cold in the cabin below. But when Pelican Jim arrived she was diserpointed.
'Your only a Pelican. I thought you would be a rough, tough pirate.'
'Well I'm not rough and tough. But I am a pirate.'
Ted had come round. He clamberd on deck. 'Who is this' he said angrily.
'I am Pelican Jim the Pirate. And I have come to save this woman from the evil clutches of your cock.'
'Ha ha ha pelican' said Ted mockingly. 'I am more than a match for you. I am an exspert in kung fu and mud wrestling.'
'Yes you are more than a match for me. But are you a match for my ship mate?'
Suddenly Randos the bull jumped on deck.
'This is my ship mate Randos the bull. He is a fully qualified Bull. Attack Randos.'
'With pleasure.' Randos ripped Teds nuts off and gave them to Pelican Jim to eat. Ted died half an hour later.
'Hurray for Randos' Said Suzy and Pelican Jim.
The End
Sexton Ming