All the teachers at Brickfield School were tough , mean and merciless.
In the staff room they would talk about how they were going to
make the children suffer that day.
''That’s kid called Ricky Rust. I will break his spirit today'
said Mr Killerwatt.
'Why?" asked Mrs Smear.
"no reason. I just feel like it.'
Mrs Smear laughed. "I like to put their fingers on the keyboard
of my piano then slam the lid shut. Their crys get me excited.'
'Yes its good being a teacher' said Mr Killerwatt .
"one can bully and vent ones spleen. My wife refuseses me
sex. So I take it out on the children."
Suddenly in came the maths teacher Mr Armpitt
'I've heard what you have been saying about the children' he said.
'You two think your tough. But I do Kung Fu kicks on my class'
he said kicking Mr Killer watt in the face. Then he picked him
up and frew him through the window on to the railings below. 'Ha
ha ha" he laughed turning to Mrs Smear.
'Do you think you can over come me Mrs Smear? For I am the toughest
teacher in the whole school.'
'Yes I can' she said rippoing off her skirt to reveal a pair of
shapely legs in brown stockings. In one
bound she did a triple summer sault and landed on his head. Then
she farted up his nose.
'AAARRGGHH! Poisonous gas' chocked Mr Armpitt. He was out cold.
She picked him up and frew him out the window.
Into the staff room came Miss Swetty the sports teacher.
"I saw what you just did Mrs Smear" she said. "I
was having an affair with Mr Killer watt. I have no one to make
love to now. For that you shall die.'
'Huh. I thought you were a lesbian' scoffed Mrs Smear.
'that’s typicle of your type' said Miss Swetty. 'Just because
I have short hair, short breasts and hairy legs you all think
I'm gay. Well I shall distroy your sterio type. Mr Killer watt
liked that sort of thing
in me. Any way, prepair to die.'
Miss Swetty pulled her top off to reveal her breasts.
Mrs Smear gasped.
'Gosh your boobs are missiles.'
'that’s right. Scud missiles to be precise. I will fire them.'
BANG! BANG!
The blast pushed Mrs Smear through the window on to the railings
below.
Hearing the loud shots Mr Frist the geograthy teacher rushed into
the staff room.
'What was that loud noise?' he asked.
"I just killed Mrs Smear with my tits.'
'You selfish cow' said Mr Frist angrily. 'I depend on her to give
me a lift to school every day. I live ten miles away. I shall
have to use puvblic transport from now on. You have brought inconvinionce
into my life. For that you shall die.'
Mr Frist did a flying kick which knocked Miss Swetty out of the
window.
'Oh what have I done?' said Mr Frist seeing her lifeless body
below. 'I have commited a terrible thing. I am so over come with
remorse. I must kill myself.'
So saying he frew himself out of the window onto the railings
below.
At Asembly the Headmaster anounced…'There will be no school
till further notice Children. On account that all the teachers
have killed themselves. And it’s the end of a silly story
too.'
'Hurray' said the children.
THE END
Sexton Ming