BEASTLY MAGNET
25 October 2001
I was once a girl, a fertile girl. Let me tell you of the life I have led so far. I began life in a boys prison. I was born in solitary confindment. I was put to work at nine months slopping out the sewige system and the Goveners private crap house. By the time I was ten I had saved up enough money to run my own bussness in the prison. A market stall selling books on how to knit strange things.
The prison was usualy a jolly place. The boys, the wardens and the Govener got on well and lived happily and were contented. Everyone except me. How I wished I could be one of the boys. They had such great fun. Playing football, rugby and cricket. Getting dirty and muddy, then greasing it up in the showers. Having pissing compertitions in the toilets to see who could urinate the highest. They had their own masterbation society called the Bread Boffers Club. How I longed to join it and to become one of the lads. But girls wernt alowed in for they were "too sissy".
If only I had my own apendige. I was so sad I decided to run away to seek my own fortune. One day after dinner I found a hole in the perade grounds wall. I saw this was my way to escape so I broke into the hole .
Ah at last I was in the free open world. I looked around me. There was fields and grassy banks every where. I decided to walk eastwards along a rough dirt track with scatterd rubbish here and there. I felt like I was on a big adventure, which I was.
The rubbish by the dirt path seemed to grow bigger. It had turned from coke cans and baked bean tins to mainly electrical apliences like old fridges and washing machines. Beaten up vaciume cleaners and usless record players and valve radio's. I could hear the sound of electrisity humming. At first I thought it was the dumped apliences. But the sound came from above. I looked up and saw a pilon with swaying cables. I looked all around me. There were pilons every where, all humming and buzzing.
Strange, I never noticed them before. They seemed to apear from no where. Oh wellÉI walked on. The dumped apliences grew thicker and thicker. I had to climb over some of them. The crackling of the pilons grew louder. Some thing told me all was not alright. I began to get frightend.
'RAAAGHH' came a loud voice like thunder. I turned to see a most awful sight. A figure of a man, bare footed dressed in a pin stripe suit with long handsÉand his headÉ.This was the most terrifying thing about him. He had no head, Instead he had a large red horse shoe magnet instead. He came towards me . I turned and ran with all my might.
'RAAAGGHH. Come here little girl I want to suck your inards.'
Oh how petrified I was. I wet myself a hundred fold. The electrical apliences became atracted to him, They wobbled for a moment then sped towards him. He beat them off with his huge fists. Bash, bash he went.
'Come here girl. Let me rip you asunder.'
What a beastly fiend this magnet man was. I ran as hard as I could. But the magnet man was magnitising the metal in my steel toe capped boots. Quickly I unlaced them. Whoosh they bounced off his head.
'Try and catch me now' I shouted at him with a two fingerd gesture.
'Ha ha ha .' the pin striped heathen bellowed. 'You will not run far. For I shall magnitise the iron in your blood vessels. RAAAGHH ha ha ha.'
The beastly magnet concentrated all his evil powers on my bottom. My cheeks started to stretch Then SHAZAM. My arse lifted me up in the air. And then BANG. I fell flat on my bottom on top of the magnet. I tried farting on his face . He knocked me unconcious with his long hands before I had a chance to exspand my sphincter.
END OF PT ONE
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