THE EVIL MAYOR OF BUMBLE BEE TOWN
Every morning in the square of Bumble Bee Town the Mayor would stand out on
his balcony and adress the towns people. Today was no exception.
Mr Mcluckie his right hand man would bellow through a microphone to get the
'Listern up you filthy bunch of Bastards. The Mayor has something to tell.'
People gatherd around and moaned and mumbled. They knew the Mayor was going
to tell them something terrible.
'Hallo my happy people' began the Mayor. 'Let me tell you what I did last
night. I fucked two transvestites. I shagged them twenty times each till
they begged for mercy.'
'But you’re a married man' said one old woman.
'My wife doesn’t count as good sex' he said. 'You should be proud that I
your Mayor can keep it erect for ten hours.'
'Lets have three cheers for our Mayor' shouted McLuckie. The crowed
'Now I have an anouncment to make' said the Mayor. 'The will be no milk for
no one today. Its all for me. Every pint in this town is mine.'
'But I cant go on with out a cup of tea with my lunch break' said one man.
'Then die' shouted McLuckie.
'What are you going to do with all that milk? Make cheese?' said a young man
'Arrest that man and put him in jail' said the Mayor. Armed police escorted
the man away.
Some one handed McLuckie a note. He read it. 'Fuck, cunt and shit' he cried.
'What is it McLuckie.'
'Bad new your highness. Twenty crates of milk has been deliverd to Bumble
Bee School for the children to drink.'
'Quick. Send my armed guards over the at once. They must retreave all the
milk. I will not have kids drinking milk that belongs to me.'
The armed guards arived at the school. Chief comander Brick found the
caretaker of the school and asked him where the crates of milk were.
'They are over there on that table' he said.
'Wait a minuet' saiid Comander Brick. 'There is only nineteen crates . Where
has the other one gone?"
'Oh I sent it up to Mrs Woods class' said the caretaker nervously.
'You fool' said comander Brick hitting the caretaker in the face with his
He kicked in the door of Mrs Woods class. 'Hold it right there you kids. Put
all them milk bottles back in that crate.'
The children did as orderd. Except for two, a little boy and a little girl
who had already drunk their milk.
Comander Brick was furious. He turned to Mrs Wood the music teacher. "What
are you going to do about this?'
'I shall sort this out' she said opening the top of her upright piano and
bundling the two children into it and closing the lid.
'I shall now play "The flight of the bumble Bee'"' she said. 'Remember this
children. The word mercy does not register in my brain.'
So ended another terrible morning in Bumble Bee Town.