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New Cock in
Town
13 APRIL 1999
Jenny and Mavis were
drinking in the Bull and Bucket pub. Many empty
glasses were on their table.
'Lets drink more' said
Jenny. 'My tits get greasy when I drink.'
'So do mine' said Mavis. 'I like to slide sosiges
between them.'
The girls got more drinks
and drank them with gusto. They wiped the dribbles
from their chins.
'Have you noticed how
boring London has been lately' said Jenny after
burping.
'Yes' said Mavis. 'The same old places and same old
faces.'
'Yes the same men. I have gone through twenty men
in one month and there's none left.'
'Your right' said Mavis.'I've f*cked the same guys
three thousand times and now there's nothing left
of their dicks. My muscles are that strong you
see.'
'What we need is fresh blood' said
Jenny.
At that moment in time an
old flame came wondering over to their table. He
was a tall guy with a braod chest. He spoke in a
low gruff voice. 'Hiya Mavis. Hiya Jenny. How about
you two comming back to my place for some
dirt?'
'Get lost Jim' said Jenny. 'We've seen your dick a
hundred times.'
'Yes and its small since we used our muscles on it'
said Mavis.
'Oh yeah.' growled Jim angrily. 'Well I can still
tickle your boxes in the doggy position.'
'Tickling is all you can do' said Jenny throwing a
chair at his head and knocking him unconcious.
Sudenly through the bar door carrying a suitcase
came a tall handsome man. Lean features with a
greasy quiff hair cut.
'Look. Who's that?' said
Mavis.
'I've never seen him around before' said Jenny
excitedly. 'He's gorgious.'
'Quick. Lets get him before any of the other girls
do' said Mavis.
'Oi Mr' cried Jenny. 'Come over here.'
The tall oily stranger
walked up to their table and put his suitcase
down.
'We haven't seen you
around here' said Jenny. 'Where have you come
from?'
'I've come down from Scotland to seek my fortune in
the great city of London' said the stranger in a
dark rich Edinbourough accent. 'I am John Mc Greasy
and I know whats on your minds.'
'Oh and whats that?' asked Mavis.
'This' said the Scotsman unzipping his flys and
slapping his cock on the table. The girls gasped
and proded it.
'Wow' exclaimed Jenny. 'It
looks like a haggis in deep fried batter.'
'Lets put chilli sauce on it' said Mavis.
'Do what you will. There plenty to go round for
every one' said John McGreasy.
They made love in every
position possible till they were frown out by the
landlord. And they lived in hormony for the rest of
their lives.
SEXTON MING
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