The Sex Clinic is a
place for the curious and deseased. In the city
people fuck a lot with many partners so they need
protection, guidence or stimulents. Inside the sex
clinic the walls are painted a dull white to hide
the semen that gets splashed about . Rubber seats
scatter the waiting room. And toilet paper is at
hand for any pre ejaculations.
All the staff, the doctors
and nurses are specialy trained in dick pshychology
and boosom awarness. Like Dr Thrust and Nurse Lovit
who today are looking at the sexual problems of a
wife and her husband whos a motor
'Whats your problem Mrs
Batty boy?' asks Dr Thrust.
'Every time my husband
makes love to me I get pregnant' she
'Do you wear a condom Mr
Batty boy? asks Nurse Lovit.
'Yeah I sure do baby' he
growls. 'I wouldn't be seen naked without
'Perhaps its your
tecnique' says Dr Thrust. 'Could you two strip off
and go at it like rabbits.'
'Yes and while your
banging away we'll vidio it and watch it later with
our tea and biscuits' says Nurse Lovit.
Mr and Mrs Batty boy strip
off. He puts a pink condom on and they make savage
love. Bang bang, grunt grunt. They break chairs,
they break tables with their girations they even
knock doen the partition to the waiting room so
everyone see's them at it. Then Mr Batty boy goes
'AAAGGGHH RARR' and its all over.
'See, my condom has split
once again' he says. 'It does that every
'We know why' Says Dr
Thrust. 'Your hands are coverd in engine grease
from your job. The grease is distroying the sacred
compound of the condom.'
'You must wash your hands
befor sex' Chirps Nurse Lovit.
'But it is against my
religen to wash' says Mr Batty boy.
'Then we must find another
way of contraception. Put your dick on the table'
says Dr Thrust. He then gets a rolling pin and
flattens Mr Batty boys apendige.
'AAAGGHH what are you
doing to me? My dicks as flat as a pan cake' he
'We are nutrilising you so
you wont get your poor wife pregnant ever again'
explains Dr Thrust. 'Now put on your trausers and
Mr Batty boy leaves
cursing. Mrs Batty boy skips with joy.
In comes the receptionist
'Doctor' she says. 'Theres
a new arival of extra strong condoms for gay men.
Would you like to examin them?'
'I shall test them for
quality and strength. Send in the
Raul the resident
homosexual is sent in. He is dressed in leather and
'Ah Raul' says Dr Thrust.
' We have a new batch of gay condoms. Help me test
them. You put one on and I shall pull my trausers
'OK big boy' says Raul. He
gets Dr Thrust over the table and
'UFFO' gasps Dr Thrust.
'How does that feel to you Raul?'
'As smooth as silk honey.
You have a gorgious arse.'
'Lets see if these condoms
can with stand heavy friction. Put two pineapples
and a cactuss up my arse.'
Raul does this and pumps
away. He loves his job. After much grunting and
swet both the Doctor and Raul climax.
'You are better than my
wife' pants Dr Thrust. 'Now lets look at the
condition of the gay comdom. Hmm no damage at all.
A compleat succsess.'
And that is a typical day
at the sex clinic. Be safe or just say