WORKMEN AND THEIR POWER TOOLS


Workmen and their power tools.
I got a JCB digger that will dig road up a treat.
I got muscles and a tatoo on my inner lip thats says SPURS.
Look at that girl showing her clevige.
I'll whistle at her then show her my crevis.
Workmen with power tools.
Stength and swet.
Get some pay at the end of the week dont I.
This road digger is crap.
Look out here comes an iron gurder.
We're going to build a motorway right through
your house, you middle class cunt.
You have no say in the matter.
The Savayors worked it out a treat.
Muscles, we got muscles
and tools to take your house apart you cunt.
I'm a Brickie by trade.
Tea break, union rules, all out.
But then suddenly from out of the sky these meteorites came.
Magical meteorites that made us into big beefy workmen.
Our muscle began to bulge and become swety
and we became super human.
Super human workmen with power tools.
From out of Hell we came
digging up the road, laying down tarmac and smothing it over.
Forgetting about the guid lines and safty rules.
Union rules, all out, tea break, get that hard hat off your head.
I got a JCB digger that will do that a treat.
I'll knock down your conservatory and rip out your bathroom.
Would you like central heating in that one missis?
Fuck me I dont know.
Workmen with power tools.
Bigger than ever, stronger than ever, swetyer than ever.
Knocking down houses, building motorways, building car parks,
building shopping centers, whistling at women.
Nothing can stop us now.
The meteorite have given us power, power beyond endurence.
Workmen with power tools from Hell they call us.
Get a pay rise dont I.
Heres a YTS lad, lets give him some jip.
Oi you cunt move that brick.
Watch what your doing with that scaffolding.
Gotta JCB digger that will do that a treat.
I'm suposed to lay down this road but the Council havent
turnd up with the fucking hardcore.
Who's fucking show is this anyway eh?
What you doing you stupid cunt.
Dont pour that cement over my feet.
Workmen with power tools.
Biger than ever, stronger than ever.
From out of this world.
With SPURS tatooed on my inner lip.
Shows you how hard I am.
Get that aspestos out of it, its dangerous innit.
Says in my rule book you shouldnt play with aspestos.
Biger than ever.



From the new CD
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